Captain PUNishment is a Late Night with Conan O'Brien character who debuted on January 3rd, 2001 in the sketch New Characters for 2001. He has vowed to destroy anyone making really lame puns.
"Wrongs Righted"[]
Captain PUNishment punishes various offenders for their terrible puns.
Man 1 (Andrew Weinberg): Is it me, or is it getting a little chili in here?
Man 2 (Kevin Dorff): You know, your knack for pouring that out is un-can-y!
Man 3 (Brian Stack): Hey, our dogs are right next to each other. Maybe they can try a little paralell barking!
Man 4: You like this tie? I got it on my trip to Tieland.