Coke: Oh, Pepsi! This is wrong! We shouldn't be together.
Pepsi: Baby, I don't care what the world says. I love you, Coke.
Coke: A-and I love you, Pepsi. Kiss me! [the two kiss as 7-Up walks into frame]
7-Up: Oh Pepsi, I... Oh my god!
Pepsi: 7-Up, I can explain!
7-Up: You don't have to. [the trio then engages in a ménage à trois]