Hot and Cold Napoleon is a Late Night with Conan O'Brien character who debuted on April 6th, 2001 in the sketch New Spring Characters.
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Napoleon: So, Conan! We are going to dinner tonight, yes?
Conan: Yeah-yeah, actually, Napoleon, I was thinking we could try this new Italian place that opened down the block.
Napoleon: Ooo... Italian... [winces]
Conan: Well, wait, we don't have to go there. We can go somewhere else. We can get Thai, we can get Chinese, Mexican, any kind of food you want.
Napoleon: You know, I'm not really hungry. [Proceeds to back away] Okay? I'm not really hungry anymore. I'm just going to go home, ok?
Conan: No, come on! Napoleon! Don't...