New State Quarters was a recurring sketch on Late Night with Conan O'Brien where Conan, after "pulling a few strings", would treat the viewers to a preview of the then-upcoming desgins appearing on the tails side of quarters for each state.


January 31, 2001

  • Kentucky: Tobacco is Good
  • New State Quarters January 2001
    Crappy Country Music
  • Texas: Now He's Your Problem
  • Louisiana: Mardi Gras
  • Florida: Where Brains Turn to Mush
  • Iowa: The Gonorrhea State
  • Nevada: Feed the Addiction
  • South Dakota: First in Space Exploration
  • North Dakota: Neighbor of the State that Lies About Being First in Space Exploration
  • Hawaii: Lord and Selleck
  • Arkansas: Birthplace of Clinton