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No Stuffs

The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants, played by Brian McCann.

The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants
 is a Late Night with Conan O'Brien character who debuted on February 6th, 2001 in the sketch New Characters for 2001.

QuotesEdit

The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants: Oh yeah, check it out, ladies! What you see is definitely what you get! The "eel" is real! Make no mistake, this isn't fake! Now, why would I lie? 'Cause I am 100% guy! 

Conan: Yeah, I-I'm sorry, but, it just, it doesn't look like you have much to brag about.

The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants: [saddened] I know... Maybe I should stuff... [cries] Do you have anything, Conan? Do you have, like, a pencil? Do you have a Q-tip? Do you have some string?

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