The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants: Oh yeah, check it out, ladies! What you see is definitely what you get! The "eel" is real! Make no mistake, this isn't fake! Now, why would I lie? 'Cause I am 100% guy!
Conan: Yeah, I-I'm sorry, but, it just, it doesn't look like you have much to brag about.
The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants: [saddened] I know... Maybe I should stuff... [cries] Do you have anything, Conan? Do you have, like, a pencil? Do you have a Q-tip? Do you have some string?