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Triumph RNC 2008

Triumph Visits the 2008 Republican National Convention was a remote sketch on Late Night with Conan O'Brien that aired on September 4th, 2008.

QuotesEdit

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:

  • Here in St. Paul, Minnesota, literally thousands of white people have gathered to choose John McCain as their candidate for President of the United States. And it's truly fitting that it takes place in St. Paul, because John McCain and Saint Paul played little-league baseball together.
  • I heard that Sarah Palin was a runner-up for Miss Alaska. It's impressive, although, when you remember that there's only five women in the entire state... Actually, a caribou finished third.
  • I'm not impressed with McCain, I've got to tell you. <mockingly> "Ooo, he was a war hero, he served in Vietnam." My brother was served in Vietnam. Stir-fried and garnished by the Vietnamese. Torture-smorture!
  • Tonight during the West Virginia delegations, I am in, baby! I am all the way there now. I want my taxes low-- I want my taxes lower than John McCain's testicles. That low! That's how low I want them.

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